Five-pound gummy bear costs $40 and packs 12,600 calories
Wow. If anyone still needs to buy me a Christmas present, this is what I want.
Five-pound gummy bear costs $40 and packs 12,600 calories
Wow. If anyone still needs to buy me a Christmas present, this is what I want.
Thank you for your guidance, Tracy Flick. I may be a huge pain in the ass, but I am finally getting things done.
the babysitters here grab the beerbong and lets get outta here
I’m pretty sure if I ever have kids, I will sing them to sleep with “Ms. New Booty.” (Yet another thing my coworkers thought I made up. Luckily I had two versions of it on my iPod to prove it was real.)
Ray Parker Jr - “Ghostbusters”